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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

(via skankparty)

babe-land:

badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

norwegian forest cat omg

babe-land:

badgirlguitar:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Look at these majestic idiots

norwegian forest cat omg

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Just because you’re unhappy doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at funny things and marvel at beautiful things and enjoy happy moments. You can still do happy things even if you are unhappy. - (via psych-facts)

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multicolors:

thisismydivision:

I don’t get it when people say I wanna go to Europe I mean as a European you gotta be more specific because there’s a major difference between Denmark and Greece so which part of fucking Europe do you wanna go to

So many times yes

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youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via bluffsbroken)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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plasmarifles:

awkward0rpheus:

plasmarifles:

guess what guys

we are getting closer

to the biggest event of the year

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EUROVISION 14 BABY

ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death. 

yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via quantumtux)