there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
Look at these majestic idiots
norwegian forest cat omg
I don’t get it when people say I wanna go to Europe I mean as a European you gotta be more specific because there’s a major difference between Denmark and Greece so which part of fucking Europe do you wanna go to
So many times yes
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
guess what guys
we are getting closer
to the biggest event of the year
EUROVISION 14 BABY
ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death.
yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)